Me: Psh, I could be Dauntless.
Me: HOLY CRAP A SPIDER MUM KILL IT OHMYGOSH IM GOING TO DIE.
Me: I could be Candor.
Me: No, Mum, I do not spend all day on Tumblr.
Me: I could be Amity.
Me: WHAT THE HECK CAN I PLEASE JUST BEAT EVERY PERSON ALIVE AND THROW A SOCK INTO THEIR WINDPIPES
Me: I could be Abnegation.
Me: WHERE IS A MIRROR I THINK I HAVE A FLY AWAY HAIR.
Me: I could be Eurdite.
Me: What is 2 +2?
